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White lies

White Lies - Melbourne Press Club

White lies, fibs, lies and damed lies



“Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to tell a lie well.”
Samuel Butler (1835-1902), The Note-books of Samuel Butler (1912)

“Affirm, verb transitive. To declare with suspicious gravity when one is not compelled to wholly discredit himself with an oath.”
Ambrose Bierce, 1911, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Defame, verb transitive. To lie about another. To Tell the truth about another.”
Ambrose Bierce, 1911, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Diplomacy, noun. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.”
Ambrose Bierce, 1911, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Falsehood, noun. A truth to which the facts are loosely adjusted to an imperfect conformity.”
Ambrose Bierce,1911, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Fib, noun. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar’s nearest approach to truth; the perigree of his eccentric orbit.”
Ambrose Bierce, 1911, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Prevaricator, noun. A liar in the caterpillar state.”
Ambrose Bierce,1911, The Devil’s Dictionary

“And after all what is a lie? ‘Tis but / The truth in masquerade.”
Lord Byron, 1819-24, Don Juan

“An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.”
Kahlil Gibran, 1926, Sand and Foam

“To me the truth is something which cannot be told in a few words, and those who simplify the universe only reduce the expansion of its meaning.”
Anaise Nin, The Diary of Anaise Nin, 1931-32

“The greater amount of truth is impulsively uttered; thus the greater amount is spoken, not written.”
Edgar Allan Poe, 1844-99, Marginalia, Ch. 1

“Lies are essential to humanity. They play perhaps as great a role as the pursuit of pleasure, and are indeed controlled by this pursuit.”
Marcel Proust, 1925, Albertine disparue

“The slanderer kills a thousand times; the assassin but once.”
Proverbial Chinese

“A lie is an abomination unto the Lord, and a very present help when in trouble.”
Adlai Stevenson, January 1951, speech in Washington


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